lol okay, whatever you say man.
Lol someones jjjjjjjjjealous Lmao !
Their amazingly vast knowledge of the diverse vernacular of the English language is quite impressive I must say. Where did you get your degree? The descriptive power of this person really got the message across. I mean just look at that masterpiece. Theres no question in anyone’s mind that this person is in fact a very disgruntled horses anus.
"According to reports, the sadly disfigured 26-year-old’s quality of life has been greatly diminished due to such a condition. Sources said the abnormal, visibly blemished creature has been repeatedly passed over for employment opportunities, frequently gawked at and harassed on the street by total strangers, and has faced near constant discrimination for over two decades, all due to the horrific and debilitating birth defect."
omfg this is the best piece of satire i have read in eons.
I’m still fairly new to the tumblr world, but my God, all of my followers are sexy as hell. I mean it. I don’t know if it’s just an incredible coincidence or what but I’ve never seen so many hot people in one place… except for that one time at that gay bar in Florida… but this is way better. I heart all of you guys. All of you are awesome and unique and intelligent creatures and I appreciate each of you!!! ;*
Happy Holidays to you too douche. Go back under your rock.
*when people say crap like this in anon because they’re too much of a wuss to say it under their name…* I just…. really? Are you 12? “Here’s what I want u to do. Get a plane ticket, fly over here, go to McDonald’s in my neighborhood, buy a large fry, sit at a table in the back and wait for me to show up and we’ll see if you can muster up the courage to say that shit to my face, you coward.” Sorry, that’s just where my head goes when people are this asinine.
There you go >_>
You every consider acting as a career? Cuz this is actually a pretty great head shot lol
So why is one considered ‘inappropriate’ and the other accepted? Stop sexualising my body.
I wonder this too. Why is it a man’s breast and nipple are okay to show but a woman’s breast and nipple isn’t.
best thing to reblog yet
10. “No, that’s not what feminism means.”
9.”No, that’s not what feminism means.”
8.”No, that’s not what feminism means.”
7.”No, that’s not what feminism means.”
6.”No, that’s not what feminism means.”
5.”No, that’s not what feminism means.”
Can someone please send this Ass the new edition of the Oxford dictionary, highlighting the definition of “Goldwins Law”?
As sweet as that might sound, marriage is really serious to me. So I know it was not your intent but things like this kinda make me uncomfortable v.v
Contrary to popular belief, women* don’t really all just “go for assholes” so you’ll have to just kind of put up with getting lots of “lady attention” when you do something that proves you aren’t one. (Yeah sometimes it’s a little overboard, but you understand the excitement, right?) Add much as people want to say that praising a guy for standing for equality through feminism is silly or stupid or that it should be expected, let’s be realistic here. …. Yeah it SHOULD be expected and normal, but it’s not, and that’s actually why we need feminism in the first place so…. Yeah the fact is. … guys like you are… well… rare. Plus, I’m a big believer in positive reinforcement :)
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
But I am not perfect I promise, I can be quite the fuck…..
….. Oh really? (eyebrow raises)